Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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