STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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