roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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