He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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