guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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