gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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