my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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