i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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