U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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