Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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