Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you inspire me to be a worse person
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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