508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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