Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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