I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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