lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
