what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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