my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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