1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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