I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
