There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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