Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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