sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
In other news, I just burned my penis
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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