It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
