There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
