I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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