Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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