What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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