I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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