No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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