I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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