He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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