she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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