Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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