im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
