Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
