I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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