This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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