So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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