Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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