wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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