So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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