He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
