I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
