So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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