Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
