At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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