margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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