A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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