Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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