I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My ass is underappreciated
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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