she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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