And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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