dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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