those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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