If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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